OK, here is an eternal question I need answered: WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY
WHY FUCKING WHY
do old ladies wear half a fucking bottle of perfume a day? I mean, like, I have finally worn my mother down on this one because I got tired of my nostrils burning in the fucking car whenever I'd give her a ride someplace.
And it's never one of those light, pleasant citrusy scents. No, it's always one of those heavy, spicy, "exotic" scents, the ones with notes of patchouli and European primal forests and the rare Gofrigyself orchid... *slams head on the desk*
I don't know which is worse--the perfume or the BO from the gang members/frat boys in here. (Like there's a difference these days; both come from money unethically obtained and neither recognize the law.)