Ever get annoyed? Ever feel like someone needs to be told where the dog died? Or handed a crowbar and a tub of Elbow Grease to help them pry their head out of their arse? Congratulations--you've come to the right place.

And when I'm not commenting on the latest thing to piss me off, I'm trying to figure out my own twisted life. Because, hey, I'm like that.

On a gentler note: for anyone dealing with depression, anxiety, and other assorted bullshit: You are NOT alone.

And if you're looking for a laugh, search on the key word "fuckery." It's just my little thing (as the bishop said to the actress).

Monday, February 28, 2011

The Sensible Reading Challenge - Deadline Extended!


Back in January, in a fit of pique, I threw down and challenged you blurkers to sell me on a book.

Well... I'M WAITING! Only two entries so far, and I know you buggers read like fiends. Add a comment below or ping me on the gmail address - lisa.empress@gmail.com.

Up for grabs:

1st Prize: a $25 Amazon gift card (if you're in another country, you'll get the card in the local currency for $25 equivalent American dollars).
2nd Prize: A Critter, Funky Monkey, or Dust Bunny (your choice!)
3rd Prize: Cookies! (Homemade! Allergies allowed for!)

C'mon, kids, you know how easily bored I get--sell me on something FABULOUS to read.


  1. I have to say nothing I've read since you announced this contest has excited me. You are still up in my sidebar though.

  2. Ironic, as I have just requested the Ultimate Sandman from AIB because of your Good Reads posts. In the mood for graphic goodness.